Tanning

So in preparation for Hawaii I have decided to go tanning. I might not be my ideal weight, but dang it, I will be tan! Problem is I should have wore what she is wearing.You see, I have a few areas on my body that never see the sun. And I mean never! Those area right now are a little itchy! I did not sleep to well last night because of it. All that I could think about was the itching.
This kinda reminds me of my only other experience with tanning. It was when I was at Ricks College. Me and some of my roommates thought it would be a good idea to go tanning before a formal dance. I am sure that it was not my idea because I was a farm girl from Clifton and we did not have this sort of thing in our parts. If I wanted a tan in high school, I had to move sprinkler lines in a Bikini! (or lay on the trampoline all day) Well, long story short, I think that I tanned that day for 30 minutes. I was naive enough to think that I could get a tan in one day. I was fried! Not a pretty tan, but a crispy red. Two days later was the dance and I had to wear the (torture) formal. It was so bad. That lace insert at the chest region just about drove me mad! Ah memories!!

Right now, I would not say that I am fried, just light pink in um..........some areas. Oh yeah, I have prepaid for the visits so you know I am not smart enough to be done already!!