Hey Pam, remember when you turned my hair this color?????
I know that I looked ultra chic and cool............and I know that I said I wanted something different........but thanks for fixing it!
Top ten reason how this could have happened:
1- I was abducted by aliens and they have ran tests on me.......
2- That was not a Advil liquid gel that I took last night.........
3- Can eating a pomegranate turn your hair maroon..........
4- Its something in the South Jordan water.............
5- My mom tricked me into eating elk meat a few weeks ago........
6- I had to drive carpool this afternoon.......
7- The kids I watch have been drugging me to get more cookies.......
8- I really had to go pee the whole time. I should have went before we started.......
9- It's my electric personality..........
10- Pam wanted me to match my new living room decor.......